Friday, January 27, 2006


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit — that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. Ya'll know who ya' are…

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead
of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over
your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you
aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect
your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a

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Comments on I'M A REDNECK…ARE YOU? »

Saturday, January 28, 2006

yankeemom @ 7:15 am

OMG! This ol' Yankee woman is a Redneck!
Now, isn't that somethin'?

NEO, SOC @ 8:47 am

Wow! Slap me silly! I am a REDNECK, too! Excellent post, Patriotic Mom! I wish more of you would step up and silence the drill of Cindy Sheehan (though I am sorry for her loss, her son knew what his job was)

Pamela Reece @ 9:07 am

Yup!! I think us Yankees need to drop our Northern accents and start practicing how to speek with a southern drawl!!

Tom @ 11:19 am

Having spent some time in Georgia, and having the same thoughts & characteristics that is on your list, I must be an Honorary Redneck (at least in spirit if not in fact).

Great Post

Mark @ 8:08 pm

"Everyone makes fun of a redneck till their car breaks down." ~ Larry the Cable Guy

I am not a redneck but I am white trash, but, as I've always told my children, "We might be white trash, but we don't have to act like it"

Sunday, January 29, 2006

shoprat @ 9:44 am

I guess I'm a proud redneck. Need more of them.

Stacy @ 6:19 pm

I am a true southern redneck and proud of it. You did great with this post. It is so so true.

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